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Welcome to Empyrean War

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou-FeOoKDq4 <-Sung to this tune.

Here's a story
of a wolf named Maki
who couldn't pilot spacecraft for her life,

who ended up crashing,
in a strange world,
with no limes in her sight.

Here's a story
of a wolf named Rythmint,
who would gag if he read this parody.
He really just wanted a better meal,
yet he couldn't hunt well.

'Til the one day when the lady crashed into him,
and somehow she convinced Rythmint to help her--
that this group would somehow form a story,
that's how they they became Empyrean War.

Empyrean War, Empyrean War.
That's how we became Empyrean War!

(you might want to read the prologue before judging...)

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